# 🚀 MEET $SCHIZO – THE FIRST SEMI-SENTIENT TOKEN ON LENS & POSSIBLY BLOCKCHAIN HISTORY 🚀
💀 $SCHIZO controls itself. You don’t. I don’t. Nobody does.
🔥 THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE ON LENS, MAYBE HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE ON ANY BLOCKCHAIN, as far as I know, no blockchain token has ever had SIX on-chain, self-governing personalities that mutate every few blocks randomly.🔥
I coded this token with 6 autonomous personalities that change every 5 blocks, randomly altering its own trading mechanics, making this a generative, self-governing, DeFi experiment, welcome to the absurd finance era.
## 🌪️ YOU’VE BEEN AIRDROPPED STRAIGHT INTO THE MADNESS 🌪️
💸 IF YOU’VE LIKED, COMMENTED, COLLECTED, OR FOLLOWED ME ON LENS, YOU ALREADY HAVE $SCHIZO IN YOUR WALLET, just go to <https://block-explorer.testnet.lens.dev/> search your wallet and check your balance.
💸 21,700 USERS JUST GOT AIRDROPPED.
💸 NO RISK. NO COST. JUST TEST IT.
📜 Contract: 0xe050c8f05563a0dABB5b075b1bac388b560fccC8
🔗 Explorer: <https://block-explorer.testnet.lens.dev/address/0xe050c8f05563a0dABB5b075b1bac388b560fccC8>
# 🕹 SURVIVE OR DIE: THE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT 🕹
📈 Like any ERC-20, price moves with buys & sells.
🌀 But every 5 blocks, $SCHIZO mutates. Your taxes, risks, and rewards shift instantly.
🚀 Buy at the right time, and you get a discount.
💀 Sell at the wrong time, and you get obliterated.
# 🎭 SCHIZO PERSONALITIES 🎭
### 🛡️ HODLME (DIAMOND HANDS OR PERISH)
🟢 Buying: 0% tax.
🔴 Selling: +2% to +5% tax.
💀 Meta: Weak hands get financially crucified. All sell tax is redistributed.
### 📢 SHILLME (BUY CHEAPER, SELL LATER)
🟢 Buying: -3% to 0% discount *(Buy $100, get $103 worth.)*
🔴 Selling: +3% to +7% tax.
💡 Meta: Ape in & shill. Sell tax is redistributed.
### 🔥 BURNME (SUPPLY REDUCTION MODE)
🟢 Buying: 0% tax.
🔴 Selling: +1% to +3% tax. *(Sell $100, receive $97 to $99.)*
☠️ Meta: Sell tax is permanently burned, reducing supply forever.
### ⚛️ QUANTUM (PURE CHAOS ENGINE)
🔀 Buying: -1% (free tokens) to +1% (extra tax).
🔀 Selling: 0% to +20% tax.
🌀 Meta: Every trade is a coin flip. All taxes are redistributed.
### 🤯 PSYCHOMODE (MAXIMUM VIOLENCE)
🔴 Buying: 0% to +4% tax.
🚨 Selling: 0% to +99% tax *(Your tokens might vanish.)*
🔪 Meta: Sell here? You get obliterated. All taxes redistributed.
### 🕳️ VOID (RUG MODE, LOL)
🚷 Buying: 0% tax, but WHY BUY? NOTHING MOVES.
🚷 Selling: You CAN’T. You’re trapped.
⛔ Meta: The abyss stares back. The contract holds you hostage.
# 🏦 LIQUIDITY MECHANICS – THE CASINO RULES 🎰
💰 SCHIZOV3 controls its own market.
📈 Price moves like any ERC-20—but trading conditions change every 5 blocks.
### Sell tax split:
🔥 Burned forever (reducing supply)
💰 Fee Collector gets a cut (dev vault)
🪂 Redistributed to holders (UBI for degens)
💡 Liquidity providers get a 2% rebate FOREVER.
# 🛑 THE CONTRACT CONTROLS ITSELF🛑
$SCHIZO hates DAOs, democracy, centralized power, and human control, it loves randomness and absolute chaos, the contract can:
🟢 Open/close trading
🚨 Freeze the market in emergencies
💸 Rescue liquidity if things go nuclear
⏳ Shift identities on its own, forever
💡 Yes, the contract can Thanos-snap the market at any time.
# 🏴☠️ FINAL WARNING: TEST IT OR GET LEFT BEHIND 🏴☠️
🔥 NEVER DONE BEFORE ON LENS.
🔥 SIX AUTONOMOUS PERSONALITIES SHIFTING ON-CHAIN, FOREVER.
🔥 TRUE EXPERIMENTAL FINANCE.
💸 YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN AIRDROPPED. NO RISK. JUST TEST IT.
📜 Contract: 0xe050c8f05563a0dABB5b075b1bac388b560fccC8
🔗 Explorer: <https://block-explorer.testnet.lens.dev/address/0xe050c8f05563a0dABB5b075b1bac388b560fccC8>
Website coming soon, welcome to the ABSURD FINANCE.
