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# 🚀 MEET $SCHIZO – THE FIRST SEMI-SENTIENT TOKEN ON LENS & POSSIBLY BLOCKCHAIN HISTORY 🚀 💀 $SCHIZO controls itself. You don’t. I don’t. Nobody does. 🔥 THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE ON LENS, MAYBE HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE ON ANY BLOCKCHAIN, as far as I know, no blockchain token has ever had SIX on-chain, self-governing personalities that mutate every few blocks randomly.🔥 I coded this token with 6 autonomous personalities that change every 5 blocks, randomly altering its own trading mechanics, making this a generative, self-governing, DeFi experiment, welcome to the absurd finance era. ## 🌪️ YOU’VE BEEN AIRDROPPED STRAIGHT INTO THE MADNESS 🌪️ 💸 IF YOU’VE LIKED, COMMENTED, COLLECTED, OR FOLLOWED ME ON LENS, YOU ALREADY HAVE $SCHIZO IN YOUR WALLET, just go to <https://block-explorer.testnet.lens.dev/> search your wallet and check your balance. 💸 21,700 USERS JUST GOT AIRDROPPED. 💸 NO RISK. NO COST. JUST TEST IT. 📜 Contract: 0xe050c8f05563a0dABB5b075b1bac388b560fccC8 🔗 Explorer: <https://block-explorer.testnet.lens.dev/address/0xe050c8f05563a0dABB5b075b1bac388b560fccC8> # 🕹 SURVIVE OR DIE: THE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT 🕹 📈 Like any ERC-20, price moves with buys & sells. 🌀 But every 5 blocks, $SCHIZO mutates. Your taxes, risks, and rewards shift instantly. 🚀 Buy at the right time, and you get a discount. 💀 Sell at the wrong time, and you get obliterated. # 🎭 SCHIZO PERSONALITIES 🎭 ### 🛡️ HODLME (DIAMOND HANDS OR PERISH) 🟢 Buying: 0% tax. 🔴 Selling: +2% to +5% tax. 💀 Meta: Weak hands get financially crucified. All sell tax is redistributed. ### 📢 SHILLME (BUY CHEAPER, SELL LATER) 🟢 Buying: -3% to 0% discount *(Buy $100, get $103 worth.)* 🔴 Selling: +3% to +7% tax. 💡 Meta: Ape in & shill. Sell tax is redistributed. ### 🔥 BURNME (SUPPLY REDUCTION MODE) 🟢 Buying: 0% tax. 🔴 Selling: +1% to +3% tax. *(Sell $100, receive $97 to $99.)* ☠️ Meta: Sell tax is permanently burned, reducing supply forever. ### ⚛️ QUANTUM (PURE CHAOS ENGINE) 🔀 Buying: -1% (free tokens) to +1% (extra tax). 🔀 Selling: 0% to +20% tax. 🌀 Meta: Every trade is a coin flip. All taxes are redistributed. ### 🤯 PSYCHOMODE (MAXIMUM VIOLENCE) 🔴 Buying: 0% to +4% tax. 🚨 Selling: 0% to +99% tax *(Your tokens might vanish.)* 🔪 Meta: Sell here? You get obliterated. All taxes redistributed. ### 🕳️ VOID (RUG MODE, LOL) 🚷 Buying: 0% tax, but WHY BUY? NOTHING MOVES. 🚷 Selling: You CAN’T. You’re trapped. ⛔ Meta: The abyss stares back. The contract holds you hostage. # 🏦 LIQUIDITY MECHANICS – THE CASINO RULES 🎰 💰 SCHIZOV3 controls its own market. 📈 Price moves like any ERC-20—but trading conditions change every 5 blocks. ### Sell tax split: 🔥 Burned forever (reducing supply) 💰 Fee Collector gets a cut (dev vault) 🪂 Redistributed to holders (UBI for degens) 💡 Liquidity providers get a 2% rebate FOREVER. # 🛑 THE CONTRACT CONTROLS ITSELF🛑 $SCHIZO hates DAOs, democracy, centralized power, and human control, it loves randomness and absolute chaos, the contract can: 🟢 Open/close trading 🚨 Freeze the market in emergencies 💸 Rescue liquidity if things go nuclear ⏳ Shift identities on its own, forever 💡 Yes, the contract can Thanos-snap the market at any time. # 🏴‍☠️ FINAL WARNING: TEST IT OR GET LEFT BEHIND 🏴‍☠️ 🔥 NEVER DONE BEFORE ON LENS. 🔥 SIX AUTONOMOUS PERSONALITIES SHIFTING ON-CHAIN, FOREVER. 🔥 TRUE EXPERIMENTAL FINANCE. 💸 YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN AIRDROPPED. NO RISK. JUST TEST IT. 📜 Contract: 0xe050c8f05563a0dABB5b075b1bac388b560fccC8 🔗 Explorer: <https://block-explorer.testnet.lens.dev/address/0xe050c8f05563a0dABB5b075b1bac388b560fccC8> Website coming soon, welcome to the ABSURD FINANCE.

**爱喝酒的朋友可以来这里看看**

**爱喝酒的朋友可以来这里看看**

**静下心来，喝杯茶**

**静下心来，喝杯茶**